i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
