My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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