I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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