No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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