I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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