Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
So vagazzling was a success
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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