Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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