11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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