one might say we're banned from that church
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I smell like Dick and happiness
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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