The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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