If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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