Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this just has baby written all over it
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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