If i come over, it means nothing
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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