they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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