maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
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Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
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We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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