now i know why i became what i already was.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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