I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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