She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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