I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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