kristin has been a bad kristin
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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