i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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