that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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