put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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