its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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