Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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