How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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