but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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