Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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