Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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