I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Buhtt sex?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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