i jhust puked up my retainher.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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