I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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