Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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