Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We were destined to go to rehab together
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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