I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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