just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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