I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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