fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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