The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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