I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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