Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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