I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
we're making bets on your personal life
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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