marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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