i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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