Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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