Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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