the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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