Define "chronic" masturbator.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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