i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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