Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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