quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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