Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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