grandma shit on top of the toilet
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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