FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just high enough for therapy.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
