is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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