People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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