She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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